Dad Jokes

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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years ago

Post text, images, or direct links only

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Post text, images, or direct links only

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 3 years ago

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loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year ago

Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community

loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

I used to play piano by ear.....

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I used to play piano by ear.....

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

For your information

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For your information

64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

What kind of mistakes does a ghost make?

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What kind of mistakes does a ghost make?

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Parallel lines have a lot in common....

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Parallel lines have a lot in common....

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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Gork@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 5 days ago

Whats worse than asbestos?

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Whats worse than asbestos?

Gork@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 5 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

I burned 2500 calories yesterday....

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I burned 2500 calories yesterday....

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

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Valentine Angell@lemmy.world

English · 6 days ago

Please Like and Share This Post

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Please Like and Share This Post

Valentine Angell@lemmy.world

English · 6 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

What do horses do when it time to go to bed?

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What do horses do when it time to go to bed?

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Me and my friends have a running joke

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Me and my friends have a running joke

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

A wizard asked me to proofread one of his scrolls last week. Actually....

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A wizard asked me to proofread one of his scrolls last week. Actually....

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

How do you know you're having dinner with a termite?

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How do you know you're having dinner with a termite?

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

Dictionary

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Dictionary

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

Did you hear about the cowboy who adopted a dachshund?

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Did you hear about the cowboy who adopted a dachshund?

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

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JigglySackles@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

What do you get when you cross a battleship with a dryer?

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What do you get when you cross a battleship with a dryer?

JigglySackles@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

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64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

I use to think humans / bee relationships were a myth.

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I use to think humans / bee relationships were a myth.

64bithero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

Africa

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Africa

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

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Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

I accidentally deleted the audio book my wife and I were listening to. She's really annoyed.....

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I accidentally deleted the audio book my wife and I were listening to. She's really annoyed.....

Tug@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

The price of a chimney

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The price of a chimney

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

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