Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoI used to play piano by ear.....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI used to play piano by ear.....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoWhat kind of mistakes does a ghost make?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat kind of mistakes does a ghost make?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoParallel lines have a lot in common....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareParallel lines have a lot in common....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoI burned 2500 calories yesterday....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI burned 2500 calories yesterday....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoWhat do horses do when it time to go to bed?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do horses do when it time to go to bed?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoA wizard asked me to proofread one of his scrolls last week. Actually....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA wizard asked me to proofread one of his scrolls last week. Actually....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoHow do you know you're having dinner with a termite?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHow do you know you're having dinner with a termite?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoDid you hear about the cowboy who adopted a dachshund?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you hear about the cowboy who adopted a dachshund?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agoI accidentally deleted the audio book my wife and I were listening to. She's really annoyed.....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI accidentally deleted the audio book my wife and I were listening to. She's really annoyed.....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoI don't know why I was really surprised when my deaf girlfriend broke up with me....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI don't know why I was really surprised when my deaf girlfriend broke up with me....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoDid you know that Mick Jagger tried to be a math teacher? It didn't last very long....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you know that Mick Jagger tried to be a math teacher? It didn't last very long....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agoI work up to a bunch of stir fried vegetables in my bed this morning......plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI work up to a bunch of stir fried vegetables in my bed this morning......plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoDid you know I come from a long line of failed magicians?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you know I come from a long line of failed magicians?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agoWhy does Peter Pan ways fly around?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy does Peter Pan ways fly around?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agoWhy don't oranges ever need glasses?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy don't oranges ever need glasses?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days agoWhen I first started dating my wife, I asked her what her hobbies were. She said she liked drilling large holes in the earth. I said....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhen I first started dating my wife, I asked her what her hobbies were. She said she liked drilling large holes in the earth. I said....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoWhy is it tough for women postal workers?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhy is it tough for women postal workers?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days agoDid you hear about the guy who thought he was a fish? After examination, doctors determined....plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDid you hear about the guy who thought he was a fish? After examination, doctors determined....plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agoWhat do you call a line of men waiting to get their hair cut?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a line of men waiting to get their hair cut?plus-squareTug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
